i’m sorry too
I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember
acting cool around ur crush
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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Why do I hurt my friends.
when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
[out of character] listen here, fuckface. spongebob’s house was on fire in the percrastinate episode and they made a fire in that episode where patrick popped the baloon. don’t fucking come to my roleplay blog and tell me that spongebob couldn’t smoke weed underwater
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
My Neighbor Totoro
im so mad